The Green Bandit Report

Robbing from the Rich to Give to the Earth.

Monday, October 8, 2007

No. Just... no.

According to this New York Times article, Ernesto Guevara, better known as Che, is now on a bikini. I just hope that everyone wearing this Che merchandise knows that, if the man were alive today, he would probably burn down the factories where these things are made, and assassinate the CEOs who run the companies. We're talking about a Socialist revolutionary here who really believed the stuff. He wasn't some power hungry Fidel Castro, or Joseph Stalin. This man overturned governments because he seriously believed that what he was doing would help the people. And he is likely the single greatest reason that Cuba is the health care capitol of the Spanish speaking Americas. But seriously, if he saw you rockin' the latest designer laptop bag with his image on it, you'd likely be dead where you stood.

Green Bandit Out.